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| User: | kurtbert (1388861)
When Engorged, It Looks Freakishly Like Ryan Reynolds
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| Name: | THE/AWAKENING PUMPKIN! |
| Website: | BUN-KNEEEE: Like TOE-KNEEEE, only fluffier!™ |
| Location: | California, United States |
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| kurtbert | @ | livejournal.com (Jabber) |
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| AOL IM: |  hollzsezhi (Add Buddy, Send Message) |
| MSN Username: | | humoftheradiator | @ | gmail.com |
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| Bio: | 
Hetero dude: ... So it was just like the movie Smoking Aces, except it was your penis?
Queer: Exactly!
--Peculier Pub/![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/syndicated.gif) overheardnyc
![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) shleemeri: WE'RE THE NONCONFORMISTS WHO CONFORM TO SPITE THE NONCONFORMISTS???
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| Memories:: | 25 entries |
| Interests: | 63: "we're about to find a dead body!", : D, adam green's shark tooth, aim mocking our pain, aleesha : me :: gus : shawn, alex suarez surfing anything, alexei verhässen, ambi-spoonsterness, anything and everything pumpkin, bare spank pants, because you're my sister!!!!!!!!!, being a heat miser, being unproductive with british comedy, captain no pants, chipz ferdimunks, completing the circle, creepy kiddos, egads! frankenstein!, electro digs, fat heads, fatton, fo sho rub it on my nips tho, franz ferdinand (all five members), giving up indie snobbery, glitter explosions, green/saporta cocktail of crazy, gus' dad killed an old guy :|, hoorahrahrah, how i met your fist, http://tinyurl.com/2tzh3e, i said good day sir!, jack bauer's 'i-could-choke-a-bitch' ways, john "sand tiger" sheppard, kb/shleem/wonky eye ot3, leonardo d'amato, mes offending the uk, miggie and jen omg, mummy!alex, no offense to your mom or anything, otters holding hands, palm springs street fairs, paul gross, psychic internet foxes, rainbow sun francks, saving 'for future wanking!', sex with cylons, shl-bfoot-001, shrieks of laughter, sigur rós making everything beautiful, sinewy boy-men, steven wagner the astronaut, sugar britches, the butcher, the hairy-armed cock puller, the radiator hums, the town of penzance, this-needs-fic five, tim kasher's facial hair, toe-kneeee, touch sensitive, vaughn's srs bzns level, watching a box: entertainment, weevil-the-dirty-little-secret-who-eats-eggplant |
| Schools: | None listed |
| Friends: | | 85: | _artfuldodger, ack_attack, annemaris, anno_superstar, asosiale_ida, azrielen, bachelorettia, bana76, bludger, breathing_awake, catthebat, celticblade, chrischinchilla, dachelle, denrito, dizzydame, dushtiche, eevee_gurl, effulgentnida, enoughoflove, fizzyblogic, flimsy, fmith, foxxcub, girlintheband, glamorous_nymph, half_cockedgirl, hiros, hongkongaton, im_fond_of_tea, jennifer81, juiette, kashmir1, kovasheli, kurtbert, laurakirsten, liberateourtime, libertinette, likeasong, liveline, macphista, madeofgold, makesomelove, malakhai, mcnarnia, meloy, merlinspants, microworlds, mistle_thrush, mrsmuhney, natacha92, nevoreiel, nicolejacks, omgromps, paw_tracks, peaceorchestra, purplejamish, pygmalism, quailsonabridge, quidditchkiss, rain_dances, reve_lucide, sass_le_fay, scizojess, severalmoose, shellizzle, shleemeri, sideshowkat, starprincesss, stefil, teesemmel, the_lovecats, theacademymedia, theincomplete, thepsychicclam, thetrickypart, thruyourveins, tinfoilsally, topsyturvytown, tortugax, twobit, txvoodoo, vlamidala, warmingweather, wrongtrack |  | 46: | _strokethenews_, adamgreenclub, aurora_chair, capslock_bsg, cate_project, commanderfatty, dachelleawesome, daily_adam, doctorwho_eps, dptband, eliza_daily, fallpreview, frak_buddies, franz_media, friendsobana, gmail_crackers, heroes_tv, heroestvmods, hezbosollah, ihearttvshows, indie_exchange, italkcinema, lucide_icons, modvader, mycrackisbetter, nicholas_daily, ninth_chevron, nowhiringdjs, patrickwolf, psych_tv, rack_of_lamb, share_the_libs, sharethestrokes, sing_pirates, slacken_drama, slacken_ties, sleepingwithnme, so_gingerly, sonsandaughters, supply_closet, thelibs_daily, traveler_tv, uk_telly, unplump, waroncrime, ysi_leftovers | | 6: | alexsuarezfoto, hascheezburger, okgo_blog, santinoricefeed, toomuchgarlic, win_security |
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| Account type: | Basic Account |
